Say What?

This week's choice for "say what?" made us react with those very words. The lead to the release reads, and we quote, "Hyperception Inc. announces the release of its
TMS320C24xx-based DSP Digital Motor Control (DMC) library for the company's popular RISE component-based DSP design software and a related product, VAB for C2000." Woah. We know
this may be aimed at tech reporters, but surely not even they could be nerdy enough to understand this! The release goes on to explain more about digital motor control algorithms,
run-time parameters, and 3-phase Sine Functions. The kicker? The release also says "convenient usage notes are available through an efficient on-line help system and user manual."
If the press release is in Greek, then the user manual must be in Klingon.