Today, Epic Games released Meow Town, a video game made for lazy cats to sharpen their hunting skills and get a little exercise.
In the game, cats can choose from three settings: Medieval, Present Day and Future World. In Medieval Meow Town, cats use swords to fight rats that are spreading the plague. In Present Day mode, cats use guns to hunt dogs and mice. And in Future World, robot cats kill robot dogs and cyber mice with lasers coming out of their eyes.
"Meow meow meow meow meow," says Mittens the Cat, which, loosely translated, means "This video game is da bomb."
Meow Town is priced at $59.99 and is available at a Game Stop or Pet Store near you.