Picture this: You are sitting at your desk. It's half-past midnight. You can't sleep, so you've decided to engage the Internet in a rhetorical game of Google-stalking. You type in names of
long-lost friends and colleagues to see where they've landed. Then, out of morbid curiosity, you decide to type your own name into the search engine. When the list of results pops up ... well,
let's just say it's not a pretty (or accurate) picture. Sleeping soundly will not be in the cards tonight.